Election sparks off civil war

Civil war has been started off between the communists, the fascists and the official monster raving loonly party, after allegations that the communists refused to lend the fascists thier vaccum cleaner - and then the OMRLP claming that 'monsters have rights too'. Sticks were thrown, which then increased to rocks, then molotov cocktails (after Mike of the fascists realised that cock's tails weren't acutually needed). Anyway, the communists are in talks with China wanting to 'borrow' their tactical missiles because of a 'domestic problem'.