Wednesday, May 04, 2005

'Are you sinking like I'm sinking?'

Less than 24 hours until voting begins, and (finally), one of the candidates dies! Comrade Simon 'sideath' Wang died today an honurable death, after his luxury cruiser sank (literally). Now, the votes tally like so: 'Munki' Ward (Communist) 45% Josef 'Kieth' Sommerville (Depressed) 21% Mike 'Chrono' Wendland (Fascist) 15% Sam Street (OMRLP) 19% Nick 'Boris' Schuster (Spare) N/A Comrade Munki still in the lead. Comdrade Munki added new clause to manicfesto: 'Initiation of RELIFE programme to brink Comrade Sideath back to life through a mixure of Dark Magic, Illuminati Theroy, Wicca, Physics and Monty Python'

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